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It's Halloween:

by Uncle Butch

The sun is going down, be careful tonight,

you might run into an awful sight.

You know of course it's All Hallows Eve

and the ghouls have something up their sleeve.

If you see a bat flying over your car

Tell mommy she better drive fast and she better drive far

You really don't want to meet the living dead

He'll just drink your blood, he won't take your head

Dracula is his name and he's really scary

he sleeps in his coffin, in a cemetery.

Now the werewolf, he's the one who will take your head

and every little child should stay in bed.

Cause if they get up and they go outside

when the werewolf comes, there will be no place to hide

and don't forget about the witches and that ghost

but the skeletons are the ones that scare me the most.

They walk around and rattle their bones

and talk to each other on their cell phones

I overheard one talking (I was behind a tree.)

he was telling another one he was after me.

He hung up his phone and turned around

and real quick, I laid on the ground

I stayed real still till he went away,

I'm going to go home and that's where I'll stay.

So please be careful as you go home

and remember the spooks are on the roam.

When you get there, just lock your door

and don't get scared if you hear a werewolf roar.

It will only be kids going down your street

looking for some candy that they can eat

The things I was telling you were all in fun

You don't have to hide and you don't have to run.

So open your door and let the spooks come in

to miss their little faces would be a sin.

Happy Halloween.